How does Seattle speak differently than other places? Well once you get through the number of words we have for rain, turns out there's some phrases that don't carry past the mountains. JORDAN STEAD/SEATTLEPI.COM
"The mountain is out" - You can see Mount Rainier from the city. If you say "The mountains" are out, then that means the Cascades and/or Olympics are visible as well.
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"Jesus Christ Made Seattle Under Protest" - A mnemonic for remembering the ordering of the streets that make up downtown Seattle (some say he made it "under pressure"). Jefferson, James, Cherry, Columbia, Marion, Madison, Spring, Seneca, University, Union, Pike, Pine.
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A rack of beer - A case of beer.
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I-5 - Interstate 5. (Never "The 5," like Californians say it.)
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Jo-Jo's - Wedge French fries. Apparently the rest of the world just calls them "wedge fries" or some such nonsense.
Tolo - A Sadie Hawkins dance. Though some think it's an acronym which stands for "Taps on Ladies Only," the word originated from the UW's Motor Board, which picked the Native American word "tolo" to title their chapter. As a fundraiser, they held dances where the women asked the men.
Most people from Seattle know both words as the same concept, but didn't know "TOLO" was unique to us.
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"U-Dub" - Local university University of Washington (UW). Never called "the U" as some other places affectionately call their local universities.
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"Eat a bag of... " - Cannot stress this enough: Seattle loves to joke about the name of its local burger establishment, and whenever you're going you are obligated to joke about them. Nobody even laughs, it's just a way of life. Kevin Alexander/Thrillist
"The Counterbalance" - The Queen Anne Avenue hill connecting lower Queen Anne to upper Queen Anne.
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"Filthy" - Cool, awesome, etc. Used to be a bit more of a culture shock for people to understand this one, but Macklemore has really upped the profile on this one.
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Vitamin R - Rainier beer
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Sun break - Can mean when the clouds clear enough that you get a spot of sun in one part or another, or when the afternoon rain takes off early and the evening rain comes in late.
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Drizzle, downpour, showers, sprinkling, misting, light showers - All rain. We have a million words that all mean rain. You'll almost never see an honest-to-god downpour (our showers are softer here) but no matter what don't use an umbrella.
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Pre-funk or Pre-func - To pre-game a party or event at someone's house by drinking there (for cheap) first. There's a rumor that says this saying came from Seattle Pacific University, as a way to sneak in drinking before going to a "function" but this is unconfirmed.
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Pill Hill - Another name for the First Hill neighborhood, thanks to its proliferation of hospitals.
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Test your Seattle smarts with this quiz on how to pronounce local words.
Pagliacci : Seattle's local pizza chain often gets mangled. Is it PAG-lee-ah-chee, PAHG-lee-ah-chee, or something like a mumbled "Polly-uh-cheese"? (Photo: elcoolbeans, Instagram).
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Pagliacci : PAUL-lee-ah-chee. The "g" is silent. Extra points if you roll the word off your tongue like the Italians do.
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Jeff Bezos : Is the Amazon founder's
last name BEE-zoes or BEE-zohs?
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Jeff Bezos : BAY-zoes.
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Poulsbo : POLES-bo? PALLS-bo?
POOLS-bo? This one stumps a lot of Seattleites.
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Poulsbo : PALLS-bo.
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Bar Sajor: Is Pioneer Square's hot, newish restaurant "BAR SAY-jore," "BAR say-YORE," or "I'll have the salmon with dill einkorn preserves, and I have no idea what an einkorn is." (Photo: Kenny Louie , Instagram).
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Bar Sajor: BAR sigh-YOUR. (Jeff Wilcox , Instagram).
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Kshama Sawant: How do you pronounce Seattle's favorite socialist (and city council member)? OK to just call her "K" for short?
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Kshama Sawant: SHAH-mah sah-WANT. The "k" is silent. No, her last name does not have a "v" sound like "Savant."
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Gonzaga University : Is the Spokane college pronounced "Gone-ZAY-guh," "Gone-ZAH-ga," or "GONE-say-those-guys-aren't-actually-wearing-shirts"?
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Gonzaga University : Gone-ZAG-uh (rhymes with "bag" and "Zags").
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CenturyLink Field : The Seahawks and Sounders stadium is often written as as "the CLink." But do you say you're going to the "clink" or "see link"? (If you're saying "Qwest Field," God help you).
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CenturyLink Field : Seattle sports types generally say "the clink" as a shortened reference to CenturyLink Field.
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Sequim : Always a toughie for out-of-towners. SEE-kwim or Suh-KWIM?
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Sequim : Skwim. One syllable, no "e" sound.
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Chateau Ste. Michelle: How do you say "Ste."? "SAHN" (French pronunciation) or "SAINT" (American pronunciation)? And does it matter when drinking the riesling?
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Chateau Ste. Michelle: You'll hear "Ste." pronounced both ways at this Woodinville winery and related vineyards. Some winemakers go Gallic and traditional ("SAHN");
others go American and more modern ("SAINT"). Since both are common, it's time to pour more wine.
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Uwajimaya : How do you pronounce Seattle's Japanese superstore in the
International District?
YOU-WHY-JEE-MY-YA?
WHY-JI-MY-YUH?
WHOO-GEE-MY-YA-GETTIN-NOODLES-ME-TOO?!
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Uwajimaya : Proper Japanese pronunciation is OO-WAH-JEE-MAH-YAH. But many Seattleites like to say "OO-WAH-JEE-MAI -YAH." (Photo: Dave Nakayama , Instagram).
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Des Moines : Everyone knows how to pronounce Des Moines, Iowa, but what about the King County suburb south of Seattle? How many of the "S's" do you pronounce? Is it DEZ MOYNS, or DAY MOYNS or DUH MOYN?
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Des Moines : According to city archives, the city council passed a 1975 motion establishing the pronunciation as DAH MOYNE, and officials say DE MOYNE. But some locals pronounce the last "S," as in DE MOYNES.
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Robinson Cano : Is the last name of the Mariners' new second baseman CAN-no or CANE-no? Can't he just be like Cher and go by his first name only?
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Robinson Cano : It's Cuh-NOE. Now go impress your baseball friends and drop his name a lot.
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Methow : How do you say the name of this beautiful valley in Northern Washington that draws skiers and fly-fishing fans? METH-ow? Meth-OW?
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Methow : MET-HOW. There's no "th" sound.
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La Carta de Oaxaca : Ballard people know not to say "La Carta dee OOH-AXE-AKKA" when referring to this popular neighborhood restaurant. But now that Oaxacan cuisine has spread to Queen Anne and Capitol Hill (Mezcaleria Oaxaca, La Cocina Oxaqueña), it's time for a primer on how to say the Mexican state.
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La Carta de Oaxaca : Wuh-HAH-kah.
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Puyallup: One of many local Native American words that stump people. Is it Pew-ALL-up, or Pew-AL-up, or (my favorite) POO-Y'ALL-UP?
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Puyallup: Most people say pew-AL-up. Rhymes with "gallop."
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John Urquhart: Is the King County Sheriff UR-KWART? UR-QUE-HEART?
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John Urquhart: IRK-HART.
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Geoduck : Tourists like to ogle this giant clam, but often get its name wrong.
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Geoduck : GOOEY-duck.
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Renton: Is it Ren-TON? REN-tun?
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Renton: Chalk this one up to a Seattle dialect, or maybe how you feel when you're in Renton. It's RENT-in, with a soft "t." Like: "I'm hangin' in Rent'n."
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Kalaloch beach: Is the name of this picturesque beach on the Washington Coast KA-LA-LOTCH? KAY-LAY-LODGE? (There IS a lodge there, but …)
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Kalaloch beach: CLAY-LOCK.
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Spokane: East Coast newscasters always get this Eastern Washington city wrong. Is it Spo-CANE?
Spo-CAN? SPOKEN?
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Spokane: Spo-CAN.
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seattlepi.com : How do you say the news site that began as the Seattle Post-Intelligencer newspaper? Is it Seattle "PIE"? Is it still called the "Post-Intelligencer"?
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seattlepi.com : It's pronounced "SEATTLE PEA EYE" and written with a lower-case "s" and no dash. A second reference is often written with a dash (P-I), so go figure.
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Mount Rainier : Another word you learn to say when you first arrive in Seattle. Is it RAIN-YEAR? RAIN-YER? Or with some French flair: RAIN-YAY?
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Mount Rainier : RAIN-NEER.
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Ephrata : Is the name of this Grant County town "EH-freh-ta"? "EE-freh-ta"? Where is Grant County again?
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Ephrata : Eee-FRAY-tuh. (Grant County is in Central Washington).
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Yakima : Another Native American word that sometimes vexes people outside of Washington. Is it Yah-KAI-ma? Ya-KEE-ma?
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Yakima : More like YEAH-kih-mah.
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Finally, a sure sign that you aren't from the Northwest: If you pronounce "Oregon" anything like OR-REH-GONE, or ORI-GOAN. Ben McLeod/Getty Images/Flickr Open
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Every area has a few local sayings that mean something different to locals than they do to the rest of the country. Many Seattleites just don't realize their lexicon isn't commonplace.
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The Puget Sound region has originated more than a few words that have made it into widespread vernacular: Muckety-muck and Sasquatch , not to mention a number of logging and fishing-related terms such as oil-and-water resistant "tin pants."
And who can forget our grunge era, when we were all rocking "wack-slacks," or ripped jeans? (Just kidding; "grunge speak" is an entire set of words a Sub Pop sales rep famously made up when The New York Times called.)
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But now we have hundreds of people relocating here daily and, apparently, there's a rude awakening happening. They don't know where to go before parties (a pre-func), they don't know what the heck a "U-dub" is, and they certainly don't know the local lore on how Jesus Christ made Seattle.
To them, we offer up this glossary of Seattle words and phrases that might be useful to know. At the very least, it'll help them blend when we're all bemoaning the transplants coming here and driving up our rents.
Did we miss any words? Tell us in the comments.
This article was first published on Aug. 7, 2017.